K M.
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Top 10 reasons you should buy a Mason Homes home!
1) If you don't work and have endless free time on your hands, you can fill your days, weeks, months and even years with emails, calls and appointments between Mason Homes, Tarion, Tarion's Ombuds Office and even your local Building Department! You'll never be bored or lonely again! In pursuit of trying to get your home up to Ontario Building Code standards and countless other issues, there will always be someone on your list to call!
2) If you've ever wondered how much stress your body, mind or spirit could withstand, but haven't had a chance to find out, just buy from Mason Homes! It comes with the added bonus of wreaking havoc on your entire existence! Who knew!
3) If you love learning new things, becoming a Mason Homes homeowner is for you! You'll get to learn all the ins and outs of the Ontario Building Code, the Ontario New Homes Warranty Act, the inner workings of Tarion's completely inefficient and broken system, how your home was built compared to how it should have been built and much more! But wait- if you buy now, they might even include a bonus gift of mold!
4) If you've been considering a personality change, but haven't yet had the chance, buying from Mason Homes will help give you the extra push you need! Tired of being a pleasant, trusting, happy-go-lucky guy or gal? Well, look no further! You'll find yourself becoming a defensive, angry, miserable, cynical shell of a person in no time!
5) Are you the kind of person who finds it boring to spend time with your spouse, children and other family members? Great news! Once you buy a Mason Homes home, chances are you'll find yourself sucked into a vortex of endless time and energy drain, leaving a short-tempered, broken version of yourself that your friends and family will want to steer clear of for the foreseeable future! Who's the winner now!
6) If you like taking risks, why not buy from Mason Homes and gamble with one of the biggest investments of your life! What harm can be done when permits can't be closed because of OBC violations, or finding out your roof is failing at an alarming rate only a couple of years in! Heck- it's only money!
7) Ever watch a mystery and enjoy guessing who's lying? Are you good at it? Well, if you want to sharpen your technique, buy a Mason Homes home! You'll come across all kinds of scenarios where you can hone your BS detector skills! It's a game the whole family can play!
8) Tired of getting a good night's sleep and having a hop in your step each day?Just go to masonhomes.ca and buy yourself a house! After closing, you'll probably toss and turn all night long, trying to wake up from the nightmare of your bad decision!
9) If you love a good dose of irony, consider that some people purchased a Mason Homes home while they were endorsed as being "Mike Holmes Approved". When reaching out to Mike Holmes to enquire about numerous deficiencies that he otherwise condemns on TV or other media, you'll find out that Mike Holmes is no longer affiliated with Mason Homes! Well, that was short. Did Mikey Wikey get scared off by all the complaints and poor workmanship under his stamp of approval
10) If you want to bond with neighbours, but aren't sure what you've got in common, just start talking about your Mason Homes horror story! Soon you'll discover everyone's got one, too! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll die a little inside......but hey- at least you're not the only one!
11) Bonus! One extra reason you should buy a Mason Homes home. You know how they say "laughter is the best medicine"? Well, anytime you need a dose, just think of the Mason Homes tagline- "Quality Lives Here". Bah hah haha hah hah hah hah hah! Bah hah hah! Oh God- it hurts! Can't....stop....laughing. Oh wait- my mistake. Those were tears.
*The opinions expressed above are solely those of the author based on personal experience with Mason Homes and do not necessarily reflect the opinions or experiences of other homeowners, nor intend to insinuate the expected experiences of prospective or new homeowners.
